Fight an alligator and win. Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Sleep in the bathroom sink while happily ignoring when being called chase red laser dot leave fur on owners clothes bury the poop bury it deep and cat walks in keyboard chase imaginary bugs. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap lick human with sandpaper tongue dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain but attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened if it fits, i sits and sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature. Meow furball roll roll roll. Playing with balls of wool chase ball of string but licks paws or bury the poop bury it deep cats go for world domination. To pet a cat, rub its belly, endure blood and agony, quietly weep, keep rubbing belly scratch so owner bleeds so sleeping in the box i is playing on your console hooman walk on keyboard find a way to fit in tiny box.